TP for my bunghole

Our house got wrapped Friday night. I know, jealous much? You know having your house wrapped is a sign of popularity. Or a sign of being a total loser, but even then, someone spent good money (do you realize how expensive toilet paper is these days??) and you’ve been in someone’s scheming mind, so either way, having your house TP’d is a win-win all the way around. And besides, I’m pretty sure if the wrapping job was due to “loserdome,” eggs and dog poo would have been included in the hijinx. Not that I speak from experience from back in my high school days or anything. Huh hum.

We are unsure of the culprits at this time; however, it’s hard to keep a good toilet papering under wraps (I know, my wordplay is awesome here), so we’re pretty sure someone will eventually be singing like a canary.

Funny thing is, we were still awake when the prank occurred. The dog was a little barky around 10ish but it’s not unheard of, her woofing around for nothing, so we just blew it off. We didn’t think to go look out front. We’re guessing the pranksters got spooked by the barking because there was quite a bit of leftover toilet paper still on the rolls. I think I counted seven (!) rolls with a decent amount left on them.

The TPing of our house came at a perfect time actually. We were running quite low on toilet paper in the house come Saturday morning, so we had my oldest gather up all the paper and voila! we have toilet paper to last us at least the rest of the weekend. Sweet! I told you it was a win-win.

The aftermath
The aftermath

–kd

24 thoughts on “TP for my bunghole”

  1. Yes, it does look like they stopped suddenly. Maybe some one has a crush on one of your boys. Or maybe YOU have a secret admirer! Do the boys have any theories yet?

    1. Sure I’d love it if I had the attention of a middle-aged man who TP’d my house! Haha. We have a few “leads” but so far zero proof.

  2. Lucky! I wish our house would get toilet-papered and paper-toweled. Hell, if they wanted to throw some of those laundry pods at our house I wouldn’t be offended. I’d gather all that shit up and use it. Because up-cycling and being “green” is the right thing to do. My son is only 7 but now I’ve got something to look forward to in his teen years. Sweet!

    1. I didn’t think about all that! That would be great to get showered with all kinds of household items. Hell, I wouldn’t have to make my “stock up” Target trips. I would want them to leave soap bars and some cottonballs would be nice too. Maybe your son should start practicing his TP wrapping now. Are there any girls he likes? I guess he’s still at the age where all girls are gross though. Right?

      1. Good to know. I’ve used them here and there but I’ve always ended up going back to the regular stuff. It’s as if I had a sixth sense. Yeah, I’m sure that’s it.

    1. Thanks! You too! Oh wait, sorry maybe that’s a little presumptuous. You may not have the same toilet paper bounty that we do.

    1. Well now we know to go look every time. And maybe y’all should too. It’s just a matter of time before your house gets TP’d, if it hasn’t already. 🙂

  3. What a great group–they could have thrown eggs or something like that, but instead they chose to give you something you could actually use. And I’m pretty sure it was a group. Not that I have any experience with that sort of thing.

    1. Agreed, had to have been a group. Either that or it was an octopus. Too many rolls rolling for only one/two person to handle.

    1. With that in mind, I guess we could’ve simply left the TP in the trees. I mean, how can the HOA complain about something totally natural?

  4. Awesome wordplay and saved a trip to Costco…definitely a win-win! And yes, if it was due to loser status there would have been eggs (also not speaking from previous experience)…

    1. Yep, we found out the identity of the wrappers. Funny thing it turned out to be admirers of our youngest son. And here we had our oldest clean up the mess. Ha!

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