Well, kiddies, since my internet connection is acting all wonky like
and I’m in a totally lazy kind of mood, I thought I’d post a previous post. It’s pretty ingenious of me, I know.
I liked this post, and I’m pretty sure 99.9% of you have not read it yet. And if you have, it’s such an awesome repeat, I just KNOW you’ll love reading it again. See? It’s a win-win for everyone!
FIRST STEP — originally posted October 23, 2014
Gerald often times goes around the house singing bits of his favorite songs or songs that have gotten stuck in his head. For some reason, Eddie Rabbitt’s “Step by Step” was on the rotation for the day and I heard Gerald sing some of it wrong, and I’m talking specifically about the lyrics, we won’t go into actual singing capabilities/talent/ability. Huh hum… So anyway, I pointed out Gerald’s faux pas to him, like I like to do, and he said I was the one who was wrong! Excusee? Oh, it’s on! To the internet we go!
The particular line is “…take that first step, ask her out and treat her like a lady…” Gerald was insistent it goes, “…take that first step, take her out and treat her like a lady…” (he was replacing “ask” with “take”). Gerald was so insistent, in fact, he had his bare behind out and ready for me to kiss, just knowing I was wrong. Oh, such joy to be right yet again! And he sure was quick to move his backside out of the line of fire.
Gerald says the lyrics don’t make sense, it makes more sense that the guy takes her out and then treats her like a lady. I say the whole “take her out” is implied, because he has to ask her out first before he can actually take her out. Gerald says if she says “No,” then the guy wouldn’t have to bother treating her like a lady so you can’t miss that step of taking her out first.
Well, whether or not either of our arguments hold, I was right about the actual lyrics and that’s all that matters. This isn’t our first go-round with disagreements over lyrics and I can guarantee it won’t be our last.
Now, here are some other song lyrics that have been butchered by either Gerald or me. See if y’all can guess the song and who got it wrong. I can admit I’ve been wrong on like one or two occasions. And I nitpick! I figure if you’re gonna sing the song out loud, you should at least do so within any copyright boundaries or whatever that’s called.
- Come down from your fences, oh but then again…
- Tin roof! Rusty!
- I got a calico cat and a tin roof flat…
- This coat and tie is choking me, In your high society, you play all day
- No I don’t know the name of the band but they’re good, pardon me, would you like to dance…
- I can feel it calling in the air tonight, hold on…
- I try to say goodbye but I choke, I try to walk away but I stumble